Fred Armisen, Tina Fey, Darrell Hammond, and Jason Sudeikis have been playing Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain, and Joe Biden on Saturday Night Live sketches leading up to the election next week. Based on the interviews of these cast members and how it affects their schedule the following is a fictional conversation of the SNL players celebrating after one of their shows.
Tina Fey: I’m glad this election is almost over.
Jason Sudeikis: Why’s that? Hasn’t it been fun being back on SNL?
Tina Fey: Certainly but I’m so busy with 30 Rock and everything else. I really can’t handle much more.
Jason Sudeikis: What if McCain comes back and wins?
Tina Fey: Haha! O God, I hope not.
Fred Armisen: Me too. I haven’t had this much screen time ever. This barack impersonation has been my meal ticket.
Darrell Hammond: I really love portraying John McCain, but I’ve already done over a hundred celebrity impersonations over my tenure so I know I’ll begetting screen time no matter what. I’ll probably be somebody in Obama’s cabinet.
Jason Sudeikis: I like playing Biden. I feel like I get to yell at people a lot.
Tina Fey: Well hey, no matter how it goes it’s been a fun election.
Sudeikis/ Hammond/ Armisen: Here! Here!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Candidates SNL Reactions
The following are mock letters written by the candidates running in the 2008 election.
Dear Lorne Michaels,
I would just like to say that fellow playing me on SNL does a wonderful job impersonating me. He really hit the nail on the head with me. I am a maverick. I am a straight-talker. And I have crossed party lines numerous times over the year to the dismay of my own party. That’s what we need from our next president someone who will cross party lines and be bipartisan, unlike that other guy. That’s why I want to thank you for your upcoming vote. Clearly, you’ve seen us for who we are and that’s why I know I can count on at least one vote out of New York.
Sincerely,
John McCain
To Whom It May Concern:
The lovely Tina Fey does a wonderfully hilarious impersonation of me. She’s so pretty and smart. She seems like she has a little maverick in her. Maybe one day she can run for vice-president. I still don’t know exactly what the V.P. does so maybe she’s as or even more qualified then me. Anyways I do have one complaint. I think you’ve been far too easy on Obama. I think you need to have sketches having him hanging out and playing basketball with terrorist like William Ayers. Maybe even Osama? These are just a few suggestions from a regular, maverick hockey mom.
Love,
Sarah Palin ♥
Dear Mr. Michaels,
Even though I’m running for the highest most powerful office in the world, I understand humor still plays an important role in society. I understand this because I am a very, very understanding person. Now, while you’ve really hit on John McCain and Sarah Palin and even Hilary Clinton, I think you’ve missed the boat on me a little. First off I’ve been a much better and eloquent speaker then you’ve had me portrayed. In fact, I could probably right some pretty funny jokes for you as I’m actually quite a funny guy. On another note, I would like to thank you for being much harsher on the McCain campaign and their gaffes then my own. John might say this is the media being biased but we know it’s the media doing what’s right for the country.
Sincerely,
Barack Obama
Dear Lorne,
Even though I’m running for the highest most powerful office in the world I still watch SNL. You guys are hilarious. Really, you guys are hilarious. Adam Sandler does a wonderful impersonation of me. Though I have to say I think my hair looks a little better in real life and is even a little blonder. I also, love your McCain humor. He’s a great guy, a dear friend, and has a terrific sense of humor but your portrayal of him as a nutcase should help us win this election, although sometimes I wish the ticket could be McCain/ Biden. Nonetheless, come Thanksgiving I fully expect Obama/ Biden will be wrapping up this election with a final push.
Your Next Vice-President,
Joseph Biden
Dear Lorne Michaels,
I would just like to say that fellow playing me on SNL does a wonderful job impersonating me. He really hit the nail on the head with me. I am a maverick. I am a straight-talker. And I have crossed party lines numerous times over the year to the dismay of my own party. That’s what we need from our next president someone who will cross party lines and be bipartisan, unlike that other guy. That’s why I want to thank you for your upcoming vote. Clearly, you’ve seen us for who we are and that’s why I know I can count on at least one vote out of New York.
Sincerely,
John McCain
To Whom It May Concern:
The lovely Tina Fey does a wonderfully hilarious impersonation of me. She’s so pretty and smart. She seems like she has a little maverick in her. Maybe one day she can run for vice-president. I still don’t know exactly what the V.P. does so maybe she’s as or even more qualified then me. Anyways I do have one complaint. I think you’ve been far too easy on Obama. I think you need to have sketches having him hanging out and playing basketball with terrorist like William Ayers. Maybe even Osama? These are just a few suggestions from a regular, maverick hockey mom.
Love,
Sarah Palin ♥
Dear Mr. Michaels,
Even though I’m running for the highest most powerful office in the world, I understand humor still plays an important role in society. I understand this because I am a very, very understanding person. Now, while you’ve really hit on John McCain and Sarah Palin and even Hilary Clinton, I think you’ve missed the boat on me a little. First off I’ve been a much better and eloquent speaker then you’ve had me portrayed. In fact, I could probably right some pretty funny jokes for you as I’m actually quite a funny guy. On another note, I would like to thank you for being much harsher on the McCain campaign and their gaffes then my own. John might say this is the media being biased but we know it’s the media doing what’s right for the country.
Sincerely,
Barack Obama
Dear Lorne,
Even though I’m running for the highest most powerful office in the world I still watch SNL. You guys are hilarious. Really, you guys are hilarious. Adam Sandler does a wonderful impersonation of me. Though I have to say I think my hair looks a little better in real life and is even a little blonder. I also, love your McCain humor. He’s a great guy, a dear friend, and has a terrific sense of humor but your portrayal of him as a nutcase should help us win this election, although sometimes I wish the ticket could be McCain/ Biden. Nonetheless, come Thanksgiving I fully expect Obama/ Biden will be wrapping up this election with a final push.
Your Next Vice-President,
Joseph Biden
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
The following is a fictional twittering conversation between John McCain campaign manager Steve Schmidt and Barack Obama campaign manager David Plouffe during the second presidential debate.
Plouffe (0:40)- Why does Tom get to pick the questions?
Schmidt (3:28)- So is he going to answer the question?
Plouffe (7:22)- giving a lot power to an unnamed source?
Schmidt (8:50)- looks like you don’t have anyone either o and you completely ignored the question
Schmidt (10:15)- Does anyone know how this bailout works?
Plouffe (10:16)- I don’t think so.
Schmidt (11:49)- Well aren’t we getting chippy early tonight.
Plouffe (13:00)- There’s chippy for you.
Schmidt (14:25)- O the I don’t point fingers even though I already did.
Plouffe (23:30)- again with the partisan.
Schmidt (24:00)- That’s right you need to be able to multitask when you’re the President.
Schmidt (25:10)- Is your candidate comparing himself to JFK and his race to the moon.
Schmidt (26:38)- You believe this guy rushing are candidates.
Plouffe (26:39)- Tom becomes the moderator and he thinks he’s The Almighty.
Plouffe (28:10)- That’s not going to be too popular
Schmidt (28:11)- Doesn’t matter he’s a straight talker.
Schmidt (33:10)- He’s a doctor now.
Schmidt (35:27)- Yes, that’s the point we want to get across!
Plouffe (36:00)- Tom! Let him respond.
Schmidt (37:00)- So he’s already serving two terms.
Plouffe (37:34)- Sounds better then your plan.
Plouffe (39:25)- Is that cause he can’t respond
Schmidt (40:14) Looks like he’s responding right now.
Schmidt (42:40) Good John keep separating yourself from Bush.
Plouffe (44:10) These are great points by Barack.
Plouffe (45:10) 23! Really? Ouch!
Schmidt (45:12) That’s misrepresenting the numbers.
Plouffe (45:16) You guys haven’t done that.
Plouffe (46:20) Brokaw’s has jokes.
Schmidt (46:21) Your candidate blames mine, surprise, sure the media will too.
Schmidt (47:46) Look at john cracking Tom up.
Plouffe (49:12) Where is your candidate walking too.
Plouffe (1:24:48) Well I think we did pretty well again.
Schmidt (1:25:56) I think John won the debate.
Plouffe (1:26:02) I think Barack won. We’ll see what the polls say.
Schmidt (1:26:18) I’ll talk to you during the third debate.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
TW Cable: Here’s how to watch TV online
I read this article on lostremote.com about a dispute by Time Warner Cable and Lin TV. Apparently Lin TV wants to be paid by Time Warner for airing there shows and have gone dark since being rebuffed. However, the odd thing is Time Warner has posted a tutorial on how to watch shows online for free. This is odd as usually cable channels want their shows to be watched on television and are against people watching shows online unless its through a way in which they can better themselves. I guess Time Warner is just that upset with Lin TV.
I read this article on lostremote.com about a dispute by Time Warner Cable and Lin TV. Apparently Lin TV wants to be paid by Time Warner for airing there shows and have gone dark since being rebuffed. However, the odd thing is Time Warner has posted a tutorial on how to watch shows online for free. This is odd as usually cable channels want their shows to be watched on television and are against people watching shows online unless its through a way in which they can better themselves. I guess Time Warner is just that upset with Lin TV.
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